Most exciting thing that happened lately id like to speak of:
My family took in a new cat. She isn’t new. She’s like 14. And shes like 30lbs. One heafty, old cat. She was a gift to my grandfather on my mother’s side, but he died, so my uncle was taking care of her until he decided to move into his cat-allergic girlfriend’s house. So now we have her.
Let’s see:
1. Genevieve Rosland Anderson. Grey tiger. First cat we got, hes a fairly large cat. We sought to get a girl, but his gender was misidentified. He is 9 i think. He’s a big mama’s boy.
2a. Fuzzy. Black long hair. I don’t remember her full name. Or if she had one. We called her Fuzzy Bucket, I don’t recall why. We took her in from my uncle, too. She died a few months later. She was really old.
2b. Margaret Rutherford McSquiggles. Calico. She was the second and final cat we got to get another cat. You’ll see. She is 7 i think. Two years younger than Genevieve. She keeps to herself a lot.
3. and 4. Oliver Slim Wang-Li and Elliot Eugene Eisenhower. Chrissy, my sister, picked them up from behind some Cumby’s in the rain. Oliver is a nice cat. He has good posture. He is black and white and vocal. Elliot is grey and white and has nasal issues. They both love attention, but Elliot scratches because he’s cerebral and doesnt know better.
5. Grandmaster Carl Stewbeef. My cat. I named him. He is all black and has half a tail. We call it a ta. He walked into the basement one day. We leave food out for strays around, and he decided he wanted to live with us.
6. Pancakes Butterworth Jemima. He is an intelligent cat. Calico and big. Karli, my other sister, found him at the dump and took him home. He needs attention, not just want it. He used to climb up my mother’s back. He tried with me, but i made him fly because thats not okay. I didn’t hurt him, PETA, i didn’t.
7. Sir Mr. Dr. Prof. Prince Hector of Troy Ganzales III MD. Lots of titles for a tiny cat. He is also a grey tiger and my mother got him from someone on her route. He was outside beneath a “Do Not Feed Kitten” sign. Instead of leaving him, we got him. Hes playful and lanky.
8. Yolanda. I wonder if we’ll give her more names. We’ll see.
Yeah, 8 cats in one household. It makes life interesting, especially with cat allergies.

It’s a good thing I’m not a dog person.
(Not saying i don’t like dogs)
(And those aren’t my cats)











Great. Hair.
IT’S NOT WORKING! NOOOO!

